Rorshach 2.0’s first tweet


Twitter is indifferent to me. I’ve seen its true face. The TLs are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of hot takes; and when the trends finally fade away, all the vermin will drown in their menchies.

The accumulated filth of all their GIFs and tweets will foam up about their keyboards, and all the pundits and blue checks will look up and tweet “Save us!”

…and I’ll log on, and subtweet “Why even bother?”

Rorshach 2.0’s digital journal, October 12th, 2019